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I love my sister
Me: What are you doing?
Sue: Going to get some lunch.
Me: Where are you going?
Sue: I don’t know, just needed to get out of work. Hold on for a minute. I’ll take a Quarter Pounder - no cheese.
Me: What?
Sue: No really, remember - I don’t want cheese.
Me: Laughing so hard, my co-workers are wondering what the hell is wrong with me.
Sue: Thanks
Me: What in the hell? You are getting a Quarter Pounder but you aren’t getting the cheese? Why?
Sue: It’s fattening.
Me: Oh my dear Lord. What do you think a Quarter Pounder is?
Sue: Oh well, at least I’m eating.
